Thursday, April 23, 2009

Kalyug ke Teen Raam

Kalyug Ke Teen Raam...
kahani chhoti jaroor hai
but dum rakhti hai

zara gaur farmaiyega...


I think it's better coz
one Ram alone can not control all the devils when its already peak of KalYug!!





Hats off to your selection IndiaTv!!!
What a perfect combination
Hritikesh, Abshekeshwar & Devganay:

I guess the basic plan is this...
Hritikesh Ram will use his supernatural power of Jadoo to handle evils,

Abhishekeshwar & Devganay: will work together!
Abhishekeshwar's Ardhangini Aishwaryapriya will act role of
Rambha & Menka and divert attention of devils; Devganay's father's fight crew
will come from a spy pushpak vimaan and kill all of them...
simple...




Jaaduuu Jaaduuu.....




One more of same type from News 24
(hope India Tv Excuse me...)



RAAWAN KA INTERVIEW



Aaj hamare saath studio me hai pujya raawanji
Jo is baar ke Loksabha Elections Me Khade ho rahe hain!

aap aaj hame batayenge ki Sir ke oopar 9 sir aur hone se
Elections meiN kya benefit hota hai.
Haan to raawanji aap boliye...





Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa.... achcha lagta hai ji, it helps to play politics easily.
Like I can never get caught like Varun Gandhi!!
As when addressing public i keep another spy mic behind me.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....


When i want to pass a controversial statement .... like maine kehna hai ki
mai kisi bandar ki poonch kaat dunga jo lanka ki taraf outhegi..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....

To ji one of my head (slave head) turns back ji aur jo bolna hai bol deta hai ji
where my master head is still addressing the public.
( i have to set one master head and other heads as slave to
keep the system run properly) .
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....

haan to ji mai kah raha tha ki nobody can prove ki mine "Poonch" ka "P" bhi
bola hai!!! hai na ji kamaal..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....



Ab ek aur sawal raawanji,
kya aap hamein batayenge aap har ek baat par itna joor se kaise hans
lete hain. hamein to aapki kisi bhi baat pe hansi nahi aati.



main poora paisa wasool karta hun.
Jahan hansi nahi aati waha bhi hansta hu.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....

Actually I have a laughter management microprocessor built in
which passes a command of 5 loud laughter to my master head
after every
sentence i complete. Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....

As its difficult to control 10 laughing heads at time so i keep
other 9 heads away from this system.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa....


10 comments:

perryizgr8 said...

man i can't understand why the people at india tv do this sort of crap?
any way your blog is hilarious. also, i don't thing crappy "news" channels are specific to india only. search "fox news bias" in youtube. its maybe even worse than india tv because it keeps backing one political party.

Wish on a star said...

LOL, I always knew news 24 could give india tv stiff competition ;) Oh wait, aaj tak, star news, zee news and the rest are also trying their best, can't overlook their dedication either :P But this teen ram wali news was a class apart :P Hats off to India TV :D

Priyank said...

wonderful blog dude...all the chanbels barring a few like NDTV r same...

Anonymous said...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6bZsT68m8Yw/SfCyKdDvheI/AAAAAAAAAkE/ZRUnI8uHAuM/s320/265+India+TV+indiatv+.jpg

^^ lol...look at her serious look!

Yash said...

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5938/img0782ar.jpg
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2370/img0783a.jpg
^^ managed to capture these two shots. Yet another stupidity from them. :)

Prabhat Gandhi said...

Thanks Yash but
i still have a looong list of indiatv stupid snapshots to post

i'll definitely post your pics asap

Anonymous said...

Hats off to INDIA TV for hosting such creative shows over the TV...I don't know from where do they get such Ideas from....
Rajat Sharma---He is one creative man...
Wonder why doesn't he use his creativity to come up with a business plan rather than wasting his brain on stupid things....

Yusuf Shaikh said...

Gosh ! hilarious !!

I have bookmarked this blog...and would keep coming back to it whenever I am really frustrated with the daily routines and badly need some refreshing entertainment !!! Hooaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa

SR said...

for news either goto ndtv or times now. cant trust any other channel. or even better just open timesofindia on net!

.. said...

hahaaaaaaa
amazingly insanely awesome