Monday, October 6, 2008

KHOONI Ped (Tree) Ka Rahasya


mujhe batao mujhe batao

i m ready to know



i won't go please tell....


waaaaaaaaaaaaa OOOOOOOOooooooooooo
i m afraid i m afraid



one minute!!!
What Blood Group?
we can use these trees for our blood banks running short of blood
Wow... Great Idea....
eUreKa.. eUreka...




SHIV KO Beech Me Mat Laao....


with 2350 units of B+ group


he he he





with HIV Positive blood




Pathreela ilaka....

WARNING

word "pathrila ilaka" is subject to copyright of INDIA TV.



baar baar khoon mat bolo
mujhe dar lagta hai...



can i..... g.... ooo.....


WARNING
Using "Pathreela Ilaka" word without prior permission
is offense.


Me India Tv Promise!!!! We really don't have Net connection at India TV studio
God swear...
Even we don't know spelling of "Yuo Tueb" and " Metacefa"

;l;l;'%^&%&^%


12 comments:

goooooood girl said...

Very good......

Imran said...

I am sure there is some regulatory body which categorizes Indian Channels for their types E.g Entertainment, News, Sports Etc, If so there is a Category with me for this Channel, For "Abnormals only" or may For "Alien Viewing only".....Please guys make appeal to Indian Authorities to stop such nuisance channels in the name of news...

Anie said...

well said imran... this channel (other news channels slowly joining its league) deserves a genre of its own... But the truth remains people, news channels thrive on stories of this sort... something that reminds the viewers of a thriller sequence or a horror story... also throw in a bit of sci-fi... and i think its time someone did something... atleast make sure the channel announces its source or says that the next scenes one is about to view are totally fictious... the future of our country is said to be with the media... and i dont want to spend my life worrying about aliens pulling up my cows or the trees nearby sucking my blood...

Wish on a star said...

Lolz, that was damn funny!Khooni ped and swarg ka shortcut...where do they get all this stuff? Complete nutters if u ask me...

shady said...

Even though INDIATV is getting cheaper day by day, its a source of family entertainment. I feel pity for the mental condition of the anchors and that 'guy' who provides his voice for these type of headlines. Wonder if he talks to his wife like that.. ARRE YE KYA? KHANE MEIN KUCH NAYA HAI? lolz.

nobody said...

they are just idiots.
butfor one thing i will thank them for their non stop entertainment(comedyprograms)
i don't see any cause for dragging god to report for TRP's.buti can'tstop laughing.heeee......he...........hehehe......

Anonymous said...

I think india tv should start writing scripts for bollywood movies....we are seriously falling short of new scripts from past 40 years of indian cinema
dont you think a story with pyaz mangne wali chudail,khooni ped,yamlok(with a duck as pehredaar),a billo rani on chaaja,shortcuts to devlok and yamlok and hpw can we forget aaadha insaan rock....specially when the hero and heroine are a bhaag and bhaagin in love.....

Chaos said...

somebody please kill the whole india tv crew..

.. said...

i loved

one minute!!!
What Blood Group?
we can use these trees for our blood banks running short of blood
Wow... Great Idea....
eUreKa.. eUreka...

and

WARNING
word "pathrila ilaka" is subject to copyright of INDIA TV.
!!!

Anonymous said...

y the fuck didn't they DIE there???

Anonymous said...

How irritating!!!! Who is the owner of this channel? I wish - May that 'Khooni' tree collapse on him..

Have they gone psyche? Atleast major DTH provider services should stop providing this stupid and fake news channel in their packages.

Can't imagine what would the impact be on children if they watch this kind of stuff which is totally fake..

Idiots!! Stop showing bull shit programs ... Its not like - we can accept anything that is non-vulgar..

Anonymous said...

Commendable job for such creative work!! Its arts, guys.

I mean how many of you can think of such things, tell me!