Monday, December 7, 2009

Darna (mana) hai...


here India TV is trying all tricks to scare you...


aur IndiaTV aur ounke "kalyugi" reporters ka bhi




hmmm....



k..



aur aap bhi...



read newsline at bottom... Changej khan ne phone kiya tha inko





haan to ab Darna shuru kijiye...




Lijiye hamne Fonts Colorful & Bold kar diye
ab dariye




office band karo, bank se saari savings withdraw karo
aur world tour par nikal lo...





paas wo aane lage.......



tab television nahi tha
but reporters the...




Darte rahiye....



panditji will add some astro logics to help u get scared with ease...




oh S**t i've just bought a new compass...



:)) lol.................."""{PP}P




Tan tan nan...
imagine the music and feel the fear..



dar nahi lag raha...

are yaar koshish to karo.

see how hard we r trying to.....




scary movie 4 .... he he he





beedi jalai le....




I swear I believe



i never ignore India TV stories, I swear!!

actually word "maha"** has such a power, u actually can't ignore it,
yeh word aapko dara deta hai.
like MAHA PRALAY, MAHA VINASH, MAHA DANAV, MAHA MACHINE etc...

(** word "maha" is subject to copyright. using this word without prior permission of
IndiaTV is offense)





maut ka calender




jeene ke hain chaar din....





ek din bik jaayega.....

Aaj pata chala hamare hindi gaane kitne relevant hain.





story khatam hone wali hai
ab to darlo.



ab bas...



mujhe bacha lo PanditJeeeee

mai wo teleshop waale saare yantra tabeej khareed lunga

3999 (P&H extra) waala ek mukhi rudraksh aur
wo 2440 (P&H extra) waala "Nazar Suraksha Yantra" bhi.

kasam se...





i feel a philosopher inside me...



but clips BR Chopraji ne bheji hai.




but wo to satyug tha...



but ye to kalyug hai
aur hum "Maha" papee.

(don't worry i will send royalty to ittu for using "Maha")





sach kah rahe ho bhai
paap ka ghada hamari national assembly mein hi bhara hai...
(see the pic behind the words)

anyway aajkal logon ko darana
bahut mushkil ho gaya hai

koi nai story dhoondhte hain...

"MAHA SARVNAASH" word kaisa rahega?
is baar dar jaana... please.... TRP ka sawaal hai!!!

50 comments:

Haresh said...

Ek baat ko hi ghuma firakar kitni baar bolenge woh?

By the way, how do you manage to take the pics of the news? They are so clear :)

Tarun Mitra said...

lagta hai 1 din pehle yeh Ittu ke log 2012 dekh kar a gaye the

S... said...

lol...that was maha-fun...
jiyo ittu beta jiyo...
lol

Prabhat Gandhi said...

thanks for you comments...
harsh, wo tab tak bolenge jab tak tum apna TV outha kar deewar par nahi maar dete :)

Tarun, actually the director has made the movie after watching IndiaTV
;)

S.... u can not use this word even in your comments.... maha-naughty... :))

Shalini said...

This one's hilarious.. and so is India TV. Guess why we call it a News Channel? It should be classified as another effort of Ramsay Brothers at horror. In fact, I find Ramsay Brother's films sensible after watching India TV.

chokha said...

Yeah Shalini, I also agree with you. Its high time we club this channel under Entertainment or may be even Fictional category with the disclaimer .. " All news items and the characters are fictitious and have no resemblance to any person living or dead....."

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Anonymous said...

dude...u rock!!!

sachin said...

aisi khabrein dikha dikha kar ke hi rajat sharma ne itna pesa kama liya hai ki USA jakar apne sar pe bal ug liye hain.

aditya said...

ha ha ha...your comments on each picture are awesome...ha ha ha

Haresh said...

You've good sense of humour!

Please make a new post now :P :D

Anonymous said...

AWESOME... ITS WAS A NICE READ... HASTE HASTE PET DARD HO GAYA... 9 DIN ME CARORE PATI HAHAHAHA.... YE NEWS CHANNEL NAHI COMEDY CHANNEL HONA CHAHIYE...

BEST PART IS JAB TO PANDIT APAS ME BAKA BAKAR KARTE HEIN... CHALO KUCHH BEROZGARO KO ROZGAR TO MILA...

Anand Shrivastava said...

This post is superb, and the comments with each photo are just straight from the heart... har comment par feel hota hai jaise 4 dost chai ki dukan par time-pass kar rahe hain.

Parth J Dave said...

Woah! This is completely hilarious and ridiculous.

India TV should be named Fake TV.. LOL..

India TV is just another reason of finding humour in the society..

Thanks for this funny post!

Shailendra said...

हिन्दी में लिखने के लिए गूगल के टूल्स का उपयोग करके देखिये. ये downloadable भी है.

Anonymous said...

LMAO
IndiaTV should hire you as caption writer; there stories will become "MahaStories". he he .. awesome coverage and Maha-awesome captions:):)

SunLikeStar said...

Cant we do something to stop this madness?

Best Blogger Tips said...

This whole channel should be banned. its showing crap all the time

Sahil said...

india tv vale sirf hindu dharam ke piche pade hai kabhi ram par swal uthate hain kabhiinke riti revaz ko andhvishwas batate hai kisi aur ke bare me bolange to pata hai channel band ho jayega

Sahil said...

ye toh saas bahu ke seriel se badtar hai

Floyd said...

Why have you stopped?

Theres nothing since December!

dude this is the best thing ever!

People are following you from canada.
You have to continue!!

your links are all over facebook and google buzZ!!

Payal said...

oh god...
ye vai h na jinhone ye bhi khaha tha ki super computer banne ke bar DUNIYA KA SARVNASH ho jayega.... ha ha ha ha ha par aisa kuch hua to nai... he he he

आशीष/ ASHISH said...

Ha ha ha ha ha....
Se....
Ah ah ah ah ah tak!

Saurav said...

Actually I say India TV should not be banned. Because it should be voted as No. 1 comedy channel.

tech guy said...

salo ko ban karo

Indian Girl said...

write a post a week man!

Anonymous said...

Get a break, dont waste your life watching India TV. This kind of humor is sarcastic humor which hurts in the long term.

surrealandreal said...

no doubt..its a funny read!! the extent to which India TV goes to sell news is sadly outrageous. The news they sell is mostly lame and of the type of cock and bull stories.I agree with Parth J Dave..
India TV should be named Fake TV..
But sincerely Prabhat..i really think India TV is one sick joker (which can make us roll with laughter or cringe with disgust alternately) amongst slightly-but only slightly better, other news channels..actuually the whole news industry is one huge business with no aesthetic values in today's times..its sad to see the credible news houses of yesterday going all hog to create dishy, crappy stuff for the only thing that matters..to sell.
http://eternalll.blogspot.com/

cass22 said...

When are you coming up with your next post? We are waiting for last ONE YEAR. :(

ak said...

maja aa gaya ye pad ke. Read it today but that channel is just same as before. Great work with great comments.

ak
gurgaon

Anonymous said...

India Tv must change their Name as:

Chamtkari Channel

Anonymous said...

hey y did u stop blogging. this was going awesomest

Krishan said...

desh ka media ish baat ki khabar deta hai ki viewer kitna developed hai. Jo desh bhagwan bharose chal raha ho wahan science ki baat kaun samjhega...

Anonymous said...

Very funny...

Aditi said...

WoWie ! I had a Nice Time with this one... U got awesome Commenting Humor..keep it up..
Whenever people are bored in my family we switch to ittu at times..for sum live fun LMAO
:P

Indian PjBoy said...

The Age of pisces is over. The mark of winter solsctice (21/22 december) will most probably start the age of aquarius. and hence all this bull crap.....

shobhit said...

you are right bro .....
now i come to know there is another person who think same as me regarding india tv

kelly said...

watched these videos from my kitchen cabinet

Anonymous said...

post more

keep it up

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...cant stop laughing...beedi jalai le and jeene k hai char din was amazing...hahaha...rofl...

Anonymous said...

india tv ridiculuos

Maalai said...

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Anonymous said...

Not just India TV but all the indian news channels are stupid... Ban them already FFS

ABTC said...

nice stuff

Anonymous said...

It was real awesome....!! Btw, see the date.... Well the world didnt end in 2012....!! ^_^

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vinay said...

India TV NEWS IS THE WORST NEWS I HAVE EVER SEEN.IT MUST BE TOTALLY BANNED.Rajat Sharma is none other than idiot.who introduced him to journalism?he is not worth discussing except to kick out of journalism fraternity.
from 24thh feb 2013 they are continuously broadcasting news of hindu girl eloped with muslim man what is this idiocity.when muslim girl do the same where do you die idiots? are you supposed to send hindu girls to basterd muslims? I think tou must be treated in shiv sena sytle what you idiot deserve.