here India TV is trying all tricks to scare you...
aur IndiaTV aur ounke "kalyugi" reporters ka bhi
hmmm....
k..
aur aap bhi...
read newsline at bottom... Changej khan ne phone kiya tha inko
haan to ab Darna shuru kijiye...
Lijiye hamne Fonts Colorful & Bold kar diye
ab dariye
office band karo, bank se saari savings withdraw karo
aur world tour par nikal lo...
paas wo aane lage.......
tab television nahi thabut reporters the...
Darte rahiye....
panditji will add some astro logics to help u get scared with ease...
oh S**t i've just bought a new compass...
:)) lol.................."""{PP}P
Tan tan nan...imagine the music and feel the fear..
dar nahi lag raha...are yaar koshish to karo.
see how hard we r trying to.....
scary movie 4 .... he he he
beedi jalai le....
I swear I believe
i never ignore India TV stories, I swear!!actually word "maha"** has such a power, u actually can't ignore it,
yeh word aapko dara deta hai.
like MAHA PRALAY, MAHA VINASH, MAHA DANAV, MAHA MACHINE etc...
(** word "maha" is subject to copyright. using this word without prior permission of
IndiaTV is offense)
maut ka calender
jeene ke hain chaar din....
ek din bik jaayega.....
Aaj pata chala hamare hindi gaane kitne relevant hain.
story khatam hone wali hai
ab to darlo.
ab to darlo.
ab bas...
mujhe bacha lo PanditJeeeeemai wo teleshop waale saare yantra tabeej khareed lunga
3999 (P&H extra) waala ek mukhi rudraksh aur
wo 2440 (P&H extra) waala "Nazar Suraksha Yantra" bhi.
kasam se...
i feel a philosopher inside me...
but clips BR Chopraji ne bheji hai.
but wo to satyug tha...
but ye to kalyug hai
aur hum "Maha" papee.
(don't worry i will send royalty to ittu for using "Maha")
sach kah rahe ho bhaipaap ka ghada hamari national assembly mein hi bhara hai...
(see the pic behind the words)
anyway aajkal logon ko darana
bahut mushkil ho gaya hai
koi nai story dhoondhte hain...
"MAHA SARVNAASH" word kaisa rahega?
is baar dar jaana... please.... TRP ka sawaal hai!!!
bahut mushkil ho gaya hai
koi nai story dhoondhte hain...
"MAHA SARVNAASH" word kaisa rahega?
is baar dar jaana... please.... TRP ka sawaal hai!!!
27 comments:
Ek baat ko hi ghuma firakar kitni baar bolenge woh?
By the way, how do you manage to take the pics of the news? They are so clear :)
lagta hai 1 din pehle yeh Ittu ke log 2012 dekh kar a gaye the
lol...that was maha-fun...
jiyo ittu beta jiyo...
lol
thanks for you comments...
harsh, wo tab tak bolenge jab tak tum apna TV outha kar deewar par nahi maar dete :)
Tarun, actually the director has made the movie after watching IndiaTV
;)
S.... u can not use this word even in your comments.... maha-naughty... :))
This one's hilarious.. and so is India TV. Guess why we call it a News Channel? It should be classified as another effort of Ramsay Brothers at horror. In fact, I find Ramsay Brother's films sensible after watching India TV.
Yeah Shalini, I also agree with you. Its high time we club this channel under Entertainment or may be even Fictional category with the disclaimer .. " All news items and the characters are fictitious and have no resemblance to any person living or dead....."
hi.. just dropping by here... have a nice day! http://kantahanan.blogspot.com/
dude...u rock!!!
aisi khabrein dikha dikha kar ke hi rajat sharma ne itna pesa kama liya hai ki USA jakar apne sar pe bal ug liye hain.
ha ha ha...your comments on each picture are awesome...ha ha ha
You've good sense of humour!
Please make a new post now :P :D
AWESOME... ITS WAS A NICE READ... HASTE HASTE PET DARD HO GAYA... 9 DIN ME CARORE PATI HAHAHAHA.... YE NEWS CHANNEL NAHI COMEDY CHANNEL HONA CHAHIYE...
BEST PART IS JAB TO PANDIT APAS ME BAKA BAKAR KARTE HEIN... CHALO KUCHH BEROZGARO KO ROZGAR TO MILA...
This post is superb, and the comments with each photo are just straight from the heart... har comment par feel hota hai jaise 4 dost chai ki dukan par time-pass kar rahe hain.
Woah! This is completely hilarious and ridiculous.
India TV should be named Fake TV.. LOL..
India TV is just another reason of finding humour in the society..
Thanks for this funny post!
हिन्दी में लिखने के लिए गूगल के टूल्स का उपयोग करके देखिये. ये downloadable भी है.
LMAO
IndiaTV should hire you as caption writer; there stories will become "MahaStories". he he .. awesome coverage and Maha-awesome captions:):)
Cant we do something to stop this madness?
This whole channel should be banned. its showing crap all the time
india tv vale sirf hindu dharam ke piche pade hai kabhi ram par swal uthate hain kabhiinke riti revaz ko andhvishwas batate hai kisi aur ke bare me bolange to pata hai channel band ho jayega
ye toh saas bahu ke seriel se badtar hai
Why have you stopped?
Theres nothing since December!
dude this is the best thing ever!
People are following you from canada.
You have to continue!!
your links are all over facebook and google buzZ!!
oh god...
ye vai h na jinhone ye bhi khaha tha ki super computer banne ke bar DUNIYA KA SARVNASH ho jayega.... ha ha ha ha ha par aisa kuch hua to nai... he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha....
Se....
Ah ah ah ah ah tak!
Actually I say India TV should not be banned. Because it should be voted as No. 1 comedy channel.
salo ko ban karo
hey y did u stop blogging. this was going awesomest
desh ka media ish baat ki khabar deta hai ki viewer kitna developed hai. Jo desh bhagwan bharose chal raha ho wahan science ki baat kaun samjhega...
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