Darna (mana) hai...

here India TV is trying all tricks to scare you...

aur IndiaTV aur ounke "kalyugi" reporters ka bhi

hmmm....



k..

aur aap bhi...

read newsline at bottom... Changej khan ne phone kiya tha inko

haan to ab Darna shuru kijiye...

Lijiye hamne Fonts Colorful & Bold kar diye
ab dariye

office band karo, bank se saari savings withdraw karo
aur world tour par nikal lo...

paas wo aane lage.......

tab television nahi tha
but reporters the...

Darte rahiye....

panditji will add some astro logics to help u get scared with ease...

oh S**t i've just bought a new compass...

:)) lol.................."""{PP}P

Tan tan nan...
imagine the music and feel the fear..

dar nahi lag raha...

are yaar koshish to karo.

see how hard we r trying to.....

scary movie 4 .... he he he

beedi jalai le....

I swear I believe

i never ignore India TV stories, I swear!!

actually word "maha"** has such a power, u actually can't ignore it,
yeh word aapko dara deta hai.
like MAHA PRALAY, MAHA VINASH, MAHA DANAV, MAHA MACHINE etc...

(** word "maha" is subject to copyright. using this word without prior permission of
IndiaTV is offense)

maut ka calender

jeene ke hain chaar din....

ek din bik jaayega.....

Aaj pata chala hamare hindi gaane kitne relevant hain.

story khatam hone wali hai
ab to darlo.

ab bas...

mujhe bacha lo PanditJeeeee

mai wo teleshop waale saare yantra tabeej khareed lunga

3999 (P&H extra) waala ek mukhi rudraksh aur
wo 2440 (P&H extra) waala "Nazar Suraksha Yantra" bhi.

kasam se...

i feel a philosopher inside me...

but clips BR Chopraji ne bheji hai.

but wo to satyug tha...

but ye to kalyug hai
aur hum "Maha" papee.

(don't worry i will send royalty to ittu for using "Maha")

sach kah rahe ho bhai
paap ka ghada hamari national assembly mein hi bhara hai...

(see the pic behind the words)

anyway aajkal logon ko darana
bahut mushkil ho gaya hai

koi nai story dhoondhte hain...

"MAHA SARVNAASH" word kaisa rahega?
is baar dar jaana... please.... TRP ka sawaal hai!!!

Billi ka Rescue Operation

Once again IndiaTV brings you a very important coverage
LIVE from the field....
billi ka rescue "Operation"

smiling....
you never take National Importance News seriously

Hamare reportroN ne apni Jaan Jokhim meiN daal kar
aapke liye yeh clip shoot ki hai

(You Tube se download nahi ki hai....)
;)

haaye.... is tarah to sirf hamare bharat ki
billiyan sharmaati hain...

Tan tan nan....

aar ya par...

IndiaTV is the only channel understands language of the Animals
Posting animal special snapshots very soon...

Aur is ke baad India TV karne jaa raha hai
aaj tak ka SABSE BADA KHULASA...



""



is Khulase ko dekh kar aap andar tak hil jaayenge....






""




aage jo hua ouse aap sapne mein bhi nahi sooch sakte




"





Yeh khabar aapko sochne par mazboor kar degi....




""




dil thaam kar dekhiye aage kya hua....




""



(after one long commercial break)

ab jo billi ne kiya.... waisa kisi ne bhi nahi soocha tha,.....

Tan tann tannnnn.......


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ekdam taaja idea aaya hai doston

suno!!

ham milke ek kitaab likhte hain

" Ghar baithe HandyCam se News banane ke 101 tareeke"

kyo... kaisa laga?

khoob bikega....

Ek Chaanta, Paanch Pappi

Uma Bharti slapping a party member....

Patal ke Baune ka Rahasya...

KAHAN HAI??? KIDHAR??

My new ceramic tiles....oh my God..

I wanna see....

but yeh to reporter hai @@##@

Argentina to bahut door hai bhai
tum mujhe kyo dara rahe ho?

YES YES I cAN sEE Him in tHat RED cirCle..

But ye Patal ka Bauna kaise hua??

and how do u know ki
Ye dharti faad ke nikla hai?????

Majak bahot karte ho itu beta!!!
(india tv ko hum pyaar se itu bulate hain)